Comedian Mike Schmidt refuses to grow up; actually, "refuses" is the wrong word. He'd like to grow up; it's just that his life won't let him. Every week he lets loose a blisteringly funny and profane recap of anything and everything. He might talk about a pie-eating contest. He could discuss how to liven up a wake. There may even be discourse regarding Elvis' monkey. Bottom line "The 40 Year Old Boy" is a non-stop, stream-of-consciousness monologue that has been described as "the funniest answering machine message you'll ever get." Subscribe, and you'll feel the same way.